A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a neardeath experience.Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2months and 8 days to live.'Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay inthe hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction,breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even hadsomeone come in and change her hair colour andbrighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, shefigured she might as well make the most of it.After her last operation, she was releasedfrom the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, shewas killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'Ithought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path ofthe ambulance?'(You'll love this)
God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'
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